cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.